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It’s a Chocolate Bytes contest!
What you need to do:
~ In honor of Valentine’s Day, comment here with the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard (or heard of). The line doesn’t have to have been used on you – it can be something that happened to a friend or even just one you read about. That’s it! The contest will run until February 11, 11:59pm PST.
As usual, there are two ways to enter:
Get two submissions to win: Leave a comment here telling us the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard. Then link to this contest from your own site or weblog and include that URL with your submission and you now have two chances to win!
OR
Get one submission to win: Pick one or the other above – leave a comment telling us the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard or just link to the contest from your own weblog (I need to be able to see it though, so make sure it’s not a locked or friends-only entry.)
What you could win:
My generous friends at YellowIbis.com have once again donated a theobromine t-shirt! They’ve even custom tweaked it for Valentine’s Day with the molecule surrounded by a heart. Perfect! This t-shirt is also available for sale, so if you don’t want to wait for the contest to end head over and pick one up for yourself!
Click below for more info!
~ Make sure you leave a valid email address with your comment (it will not be displayed) so I can contact you in a timely manner if you win.
~ A name will then be drawn from the eligible submissions on February 12 using the super technical method of pieces of paper in a hat, and the winner will be notified by email and announced here on the site. The winner will then need to send me their mailing address to have the t-shirt sent to, so if you’re not comfortable with that then please don’t enter (though it will never be used for anything else).
~ The contest is open to residents that live in countries that the YellowIbis US Shop ships to (United States, Canada, Mexico, “Central, West, North” Europe, Switzerland, Australia, Japan, New Zealand, China, South Korea). Delivery by Valentine’s Day is not guaranteed!
Disclaimers
- If you win you’ll need to provide my with the t-shirt size you’d like. You don’t get a choice on which molecule you’d like, though – this is a chocolate site, you’re stuck with the chocolate! :D
- If you pick the wrong size and wish to exchange it the responsibility is yours: ChocolateBytes.com will not pay for shipping back to the store and then back again to you.
Good luck!!
The contest is now closed! Any entries after this comment will not count.
Thanks all! I hope to have the winner announced later today!
“I usually charge for a mustache ride, but I’ll give you one for free.” *gag*
About 20 minutes after buying my friend a fifty cent margarita, a guy she’d never talked to before came back up to her and said, “You left your stuff at my place.”
Hey baby, come sit on my lap.
Heaven must be missing an angel. (Actually, I kind of like that one..)
I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
Love what you are wearing.
This didn’t work as I was married but “Do women ever get mad at you since you have such a great hsape after having 2 kids”?
I could swim in those beautiful blue eyes of your!
Hey, Baby, your body’s like Visa, everywhere I want to be….
Needless to say, his card was rejected!!
Look into my eyes, I tell no lies! My heart beats for you. I should hope it beats everyday or else you wouldn’t be here.
Heaven must be missing an angel because God just answered my prayer.
Do you have any Polish in you?
No, would you like some?
The scary thing is that was said to me by my old boss?
“Wanna lock braces?”
u know what look good on u…..ME
“Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?”
“No.”
“Just enough to break the ice.”
Har har har!
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day….
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
I’ve dated your friend would you like to be next?
you’re not my type but…