Whale Tail Automatic Wine Bottle Opener

So, this is supposed to be the Whale Tail Automatic Opener… It’s phallic whale tail shaped and is battery operated to… open your wine ;)

The Whale Tail Automatic Opener revolutionizes the uncorking process.
It can open 50 bottles of wine with its self–contained batteries when fully charged.
Two–position switch removes the cork from the bottle, then delivers the cork back to you.
It is by far the easiest way to open a bottle of wine, unless someone does it for you.
Includes battery charger, stand and foil cutter.

Supposed to be available here, but they might be sold out right now.

Via book of joe