I am really not this sick and/or twisted

First off let me apologize for this not having anything to do with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome……and secondly I am just sorry for what you are about to read.

I am in the worst mood ever. With just about everyone I have encounted, I have done my best to try to make them miserable. Why you ask? No reason, other than I am feeling lousy, and I think everybody else should share in it. At least the ones that share my air space.

Earlier today I came across this website, and sent it to a friend (Tris) before I actually knew what I was sending, and I probably traumatized him (sorry pal!), as no warning came with the link…unlike you people….consider yourselves fully warned.

While I was going through the catalogue of gnomes, I started fantasizing about how I wish everyone I know was a garden gnome. I seriously need some help. However, it did temporarily make me feel better. I just wish the feeling lasted a little longer.

Anyway, next time you are feeling icky, just turn your imagination on for a little bit – and do some imaginary damage to a garden gnome (you could even pretend one is CFS!!!!) – its guaranteed to give you a little bit of enjoyment, and a small amount of stress relief.