Paris Hilton wants to be a mother, and other signs of the apocalypse

I have no DUI’s and I have no sex tapes.

I have never spent time in jail and my dog is far too big to carry around under my arm.

I do not have armies of vapid and spoiled teenagers yearning to be me, (at least not that I know of)

…and I still want to be a parent.
A friend of Paris Hilton recently quoted her as having said “…I decided it’s time for me to grow up and take responsibility – and the best way to do that is to become a mother.”

It made me realize that I may be having a child for the wrong reasons. Granted, my wife looks really cute pregnant, but my intentions aren’t to have a new accessory or besmirch an innocent and blank slate in hopes of cleaning up my own act. Why then, would anyone have kids?

Comments

By Rich

Shot this video about a month ago but I really think it ties into the pregnant Paris discussion nicely! :-)

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid900837105/bclid900668361/bctid1124855333

http://ihateyoungpeople.com/

By Joe

Ha. That’s truly disturbing.

My daughter (15) recently ripped a full page ad featuring Paris. Guess what was the message of the ad? Wait for it…”Don’t drink and drive.” It’s scary. What if she really is the iconic blonde of this decade, as she claims?

I kid you not. I think maybe the Apocalypse done come and gone and we just missed all the fireworks.